i saw this msg many times oledi but stil so funny.....
中国人 :今晚你有空吗?我没空!
马来西亚华人 :今晚你得不得空?我不得空!
中国人 :饼干受潮了…。
马来西亚华人 :饼干'漏风'了…。
中国人 :从上海去苏州要多少个小时?
马来西亚华人:从上海去苏州要几粒钟?
中国人 :难道他不可以来吗?
马来西亚华人:你不给他不来啊?
中国人 :周杰伦不喜欢穿内裤。
马来西亚华人:周杰伦不喜欢穿底裤。
中国人 :我一向都是这样的。
马来西亚人:我一路来都是这样的啦
中国人 :我的手机掉进沟渠了。
马来西亚华人:我的手机掉进龙沟了。
中国人 :这样你不是很不值得吗?
马来西亚华人:这样你'马'很不 '歹'?
中国人 :你真是聪明!
马来西亚华人:你真是pan nai!(源自马来语pandai,聪明的意思)
中国人 :你安静!
马来西亚华人:你diam diam!(源自马来语diam,安静的意思)
中国人 :我要去银行取款。
马来西亚华人:我要去银行'按钱'。
中国人 :为什么?
马来西亚华人:做么?
中国人 :你很强~
马来西亚华人:你很够力~
中国人 :明天也叫他一起去吧!
马来西亚华人:明天叫'埋'他一起去!
中国人 :我很郁闷~~~
马来西亚华人:我很'显'(sien)啊~~~~('显'比郁闷的境界更高)
中国人 :你再说我就打你!
马来西亚华人:你再说我就hood你!(有点粗俗的)
中国人 :你在说什么?
马来西亚华人:你在说sommok?
中国人 :你不要令我丢脸~。
马来西亚华人:你不要'下水'我~
中国人 :真被你气到…。
马来西亚华人:被你炸到…。
中国人 :你别乱来~。
马来西亚华人:你表乱乱来~
中国人 :你很无聊!
马来西亚华人:你很废
中国人 :XX你!
马来西亚华人:Kanasai(意思是像大便一样,骂人的话)
中国人 :迫切。
马来西亚华人:bek chek
中国人 :我们一起吃这碗面~。
马来西亚华人:我们'公司'吃这碗面~(源自马来语的kongsi,就是一起分享的意思)
中国人 :今天的天气很热~。
马来西亚华人:今天的天气热到。。。。。。。。。。。。。。~~~~~~~('到'字要拉 长,然后没有下文了)
中国人 :哇!
马来西亚华人:哇捞weh!!!!
中国人 :我受不了他!
马来西亚华人:我behtahan他!
中国人:我们是不是很厉害呢?
马来西亚华人:我们是不是很geng leh?
哈哈~让我们都以正统的华语来沟通吧!你到底犯了多少样呢??哈哈~~
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
29th July 2009
Cum to update my blog awhile if not my "Blog Blog" wil cry....so nit "Sayang " abit...
Nothing special today but saw my 可爱 "sorkuan" friend left comment to me....thx u
(*ps T_T i wan to cry now*)
Talk bout my studying...
Haiz...bad lor
in this sem , i take few subjects
--->esc : Programming C++ , IT learning , Pre-calculas , English & Business<---
This subjects all r new knowldge for me excpet IT....
I m just like a baby start to learn "A, B, C" #slow #slow #slow....
Wah!!! so hard to me cz before that i m study Building subject....
Totally difference knowldge n subjects to me & my brain not enough RAM to accept it more faster.....
Can i FORMAT my brain and add more 4GB RAM to INSTALL these subjects ? Or just like Prgm C++ just use Printf n Scanf to accept it n print it out...?
Hope i hv enough time to ReMeMbEr it on my "Hard Disk"->brain n not just Volatile Memory(after sleep all wil remove & forget)
Now i just totally Introduce all of my Subjects & not yet DeeP to each subjects....
Since type until here , my mood have gone so time to sign out , next time update again !!!
Maybe later , tml morning or others days ?? Sob... Sob...
Nothing special today but saw my 可爱 "sorkuan" friend left comment to me....thx u
(*ps T_T i wan to cry now*)
Talk bout my studying...
Haiz...bad lor
in this sem , i take few subjects
--->esc : Programming C++ , IT learning , Pre-calculas , English & Business<---
This subjects all r new knowldge for me excpet IT....
I m just like a baby start to learn "A, B, C" #slow #slow #slow....
Wah!!! so hard to me cz before that i m study Building subject....
Totally difference knowldge n subjects to me & my brain not enough RAM to accept it more faster.....
Can i FORMAT my brain and add more 4GB RAM to INSTALL these subjects ? Or just like Prgm C++ just use Printf n Scanf to accept it n print it out...?
Hope i hv enough time to ReMeMbEr it on my "Hard Disk"->brain n not just Volatile Memory(after sleep all wil remove & forget)
Now i just totally Introduce all of my Subjects & not yet DeeP to each subjects....
Since type until here , my mood have gone so time to sign out , next time update again !!!
Maybe later , tml morning or others days ?? Sob... Sob...
Monday, July 13, 2009
14th July 2009
Fews months didnt view my blog , honestly i really forget that i hv a blog...cz i just view others blog only when online...
luckily , nobody hv give comments to me.....
if not there person need a long time to waiting for my reply...^^"
Today got mood so cum to update my blog...
In these few months , i think i m living with a ' unnormal ' tarcian life...
Now i m staying with my family so i nit to early back to home n sleep early...
i hv meet a fews of new coursemates...
there all nice n friendily....
but i hv a bit not so enjoyable to them cz they mostly all r younger than me but their mind sometimes thinking between kid n adults...i jus feel it
they are very intelligent n they mostly dont looks like a 18years old boys or girls....
they know how to enjoy their life n not like me... (last time , when i went college, i jus look like a sozai)
i hv abit financial problems with them sometime cz their love to enjoy so i waste many money in foods....
luckily , nobody hv give comments to me.....
if not there person need a long time to waiting for my reply...^^"
Today got mood so cum to update my blog...
In these few months , i think i m living with a ' unnormal ' tarcian life...
Now i m staying with my family so i nit to early back to home n sleep early...
i hv meet a fews of new coursemates...
there all nice n friendily....
but i hv a bit not so enjoyable to them cz they mostly all r younger than me but their mind sometimes thinking between kid n adults...i jus feel it
they are very intelligent n they mostly dont looks like a 18years old boys or girls....
they know how to enjoy their life n not like me... (last time , when i went college, i jus look like a sozai)
i hv abit financial problems with them sometime cz their love to enjoy so i waste many money in foods....
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